Obscura Veritatis

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When everyone is too busy fighting over nonsense to notice the obvious truth, and it's all just a big mess of lies and stupid arguments.
My mom says the sky is green because she saw it in a dream. I'm not even gonna argue.
The president said the moon is made of cheese. No one asked for proof.
My friend thinks math is evil because he failed a test once.
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A fancy way of saying everyone is too dumb and distracted to see the real truth, and they just argue like a bunch of idiots.
My brother thinks the Earth is flat because he saw a video on TikTok.
My teacher says 2 + 2 = 5 because she's having a bad day.
My dad thinks the pandemic never happened because he forgot about it.
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When people refuse to accept the truth just because they’re too stubborn, lazy, or plain stupid to admit they're wrong.
My neighbor says the sun doesn't exist because it's just a lightbulb in the sky.
My mom says she can run a marathon because she walked to the store once.
My friend thinks the school is haunted because he heard a noise once.
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A situation where people argue about the obvious like it's the most important thing in the world, even though it's just plain silly.
My brother says the sky is purple because he felt like it.
My friend says the Earth is upside down because he saw a video on YouTube.
My teacher says 1 + 1 = 3 because she forgot how to count.
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When people argue like they're in a war over something so tiny and stupid, the real truth is just ignored like it never existed.
My mom and dad are fighting over whether the sky is blue or pink.
My friend and I argue about whether pizza is a food or a religion.
My teacher says the Earth is a cube because she saw a drawing once.
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A time when people are so busy being dumb, stubborn, and lazy, they can't see the real truth even if it hits them in the face.
My dad thinks the moon is made of cheese because he saw a movie when he was a kid.
My mom says she can fly because she jumped off the couch once.
My friend thinks the sky is green because he dreamed it.
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