obschlong

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A schlong so long it could make a ruler cry and measure the distance from your head to your toes.

My obschlong is longer than my mom's shopping list.

He had an obschlong that could stretch from the school to the mall.

I woke up with an obschlong that could beat a subway line.

A schlong so big it could be used as a ladder, a rope, and a fidget spinner all at once.

That obschlong could reach from the fridge to the couch.

She used her obschlong to swing from the ceiling.

He got an obschlong so long it could wrap around the principal.

A schlong that could make a snake jealous and a ladder look short.

His obschlong was so long it made the hallway look tiny.

I saw an obschlong that could hang from the ceiling to the floor.

She had an obschlong that could reach from her house to her neighbor's.

A schlong so long it could be used as a measuring tape, a bridge, and a spaghetti noodle all in one.

His obschlong was so long it could measure the length of the football field.

She had an obschlong that could stretch from the front door to the backyard.

He had an obschlong that could be used to tie up the entire class.

A schlong so long it could make a snake look like a worm and a ladder look like a toy.

That obschlong could stretch from the gym to the cafeteria.

He had an obschlong that could hang from the ceiling like a curtain.

She used her obschlong to pull the entire bus.