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When you're so gross it makes your mom cry and your dad throw up.
I ate 10 tacos and then licked the floor.
My cousin's pants fell down at the grocery store.
My dog barfed on my uncle's shoes.
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So extreme it could make a volcano blow its top.
He drank 10 Monster Energy drinks and started speaking in tongues.
She wore socks with sandals to the prom.
He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite.
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So wild it could make a unicorn run in circles.
He jumped off a roof into a pool.
She danced on a table at a funeral.
He tried to eat a live chicken.
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So gross it could make a toilet clog and a dog throw up.
He ate a whole plate of spaghetti and then licked the plate.
She wore a shirt that had been in the trash for a month.
He tried to kiss a smelly sock.
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When a judge says it's so bad it should be thrown in a trash can and set on fire.
That movie was so bad it made the dog cry.
That song was so bad it made the cat run away.
That hair was so bad it made the whole school laugh.
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When you’re so gross it could make a ghost scream and run away.
He ate a whole pizza and then threw up in the pool.
She wore the same socks for a week and then danced on them.
He tried to eat a whole chicken in one bite.
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