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A place where everything looks like it was dropped by a pervert who just had a nightmare about being stuck in a sauna with your uncle.
The park looked like a crime scene after a group of middle schoolers decided to throw a party in the bushes.
That tree in the back yard is definitely not just a tree. It’s a giant, leafy erection.
The sidewalk was covered in litter that looked like it had been used for multiple purposes, including but not limited to, eating, sleeping, and probably a few things your mom wouldn’t approve of.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A place where everything looks like it was drawn by a kid who just got told they were ugly and also got told they were a bad drawer.
That rock looked like it was trying to tell a joke, but it failed and now it’s just sitting there awkwardly.
The bushes in the park looked like they were fighting each other over who got to be the main attraction.
The cloud in the sky looked like it was trying to be a cartoon character, but it just ended up being a blob with a bad attitude.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A place that smells like your gym sock drawer after it’s been left in the sun for a month and then it got visited by a raccoon who also had a bad day.
That old bench looked like it had been used by every single person in the neighborhood and also a few of their pets.
The tree in the park looked like it had been used for everything from a snack bar to a wrestling ring.
That cloud looked like it had been hit by a pizza delivery truck and also got told it was ugly.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A place where everything looks like it was created by a pervert who also had a really bad day at work and got told they were bad at their job by their boss, who also smelled like old socks.
That rock looked like it was trying to be a statue, but it got distracted by a squirrel and now it’s just sitting there confused.
The bushes in the park looked like they were holding a secret meeting about how much they hated the people who walked by them.
That cloud in the sky looked like it had been used for a few things, including maybe a few things your mom wouldn’t approve of.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A place where everything looks like it was created by a pervert who got told they were ugly and then got told they were bad at their job and then got told they were a bad drawer and then got told they smelled like old socks and then got told they were a bad dancer.
That tree in the park looked like it was trying to be a statue, but it got distracted by a squirrel and now it’s just sitting there confused.
The cloud in the sky looked like it had been used for everything from a snack bar to a wrestling ring.
That rock looked like it had been used by every single person in the neighborhood and also a few of their pets.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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