Obscanpertatious

I saw my ex with my best friend and I felt obscanpertatious

My boss said I failed the test and I wanted to rip his shirt off

I saw my neighbor's dog eating my sandwich and I felt like I needed to kick him and hug him at the same time

My mom yelled at me for eating the last slice of pizza and I wanted to kiss her and throw her out the window

My crush gave me the side-eye and I wanted to scream and whisper at him

My teacher called me lazy and I wanted to run up to his desk and punch him and kiss him

My dad said I was a bad son and I wanted to hit him and do the cha-cha

My crush talked to another girl and I felt like I wanted to slap him and ask him out

My friend ate my sandwich and I felt like I needed to throw a punch and do a hip-hop move

I saw my crush with my ex and I wanted to scream and kiss them both

My teacher gave me a D and I wanted to punch his face and ask him out

My friend stole my lunch and I felt like I needed to fight him and flirt with him

My mom yelled at me and I wanted to shout at her and make her my girlfriend

My crush made fun of me and I wanted to laugh and punch him

My dad said I was messy and I wanted to clean my room and kiss him

I saw my crush with my friend and I felt like I wanted to scream and ask him out

My teacher said I was a failure and I wanted to cry and kiss him

My friend laughed at me and I wanted to hit him and ask him to be my best friend