Obsbidikins

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A super old swear that smells like old socks and bad decisions
My grandpa used it when he broke his hip and the TV died.
She called me obsbidikins after I ate her homework and her cat.
He yelled it at the pizza guy when he brought the wrong toppings.
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A swear so old it probably had a kid before the internet
He said it when he got stuck in the toilet and the toilet got stuck in him.
My mom used it when my brother tried to eat her lipstick.
The guy at the gas station yelled it when I didn’t pay.
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A swear that’s been around longer than your grandma’s bad habits
My uncle shouted it when the dog ate his shoes and his wife’s hair.
She said it when I told her I was moving to Mars.
He used it when the coffee ran out and the donuts were sad.
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A swear that’s older than your grandpa’s bad jokes
He said it when the TV broke and the remote didn’t work.
She yelled it when my brother tried to turn her into a chicken.
My dad used it when the Wi-Fi died and the soup was cold.
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A swear so old it probably has a pension and a grudge
My grandma used it when my brother cried and the dog laughed.
He said it when the pizza was late and the cat stole the cheese.
She yelled it when I told her I was getting a tattoo and she didn’t like it.
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