Obsaan

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A dark-skinned nigga with a made-up African name that sounds like it came from a spelling bee
Yo, that Obsaan dude? He’s the nigga who looks like he just walked out of a famine and a spelling test.
I saw Obsaan at the store. He looked like he was about to start a war with the checkout lady.
My cousin said Obsaan is the only nigga who can spell 'Zimbabwe' and still say it with a side of drama.
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The kind of best friend who makes you laugh, looks good in every outfit, and still manages to steal your girl’s fries at the lunch table
Obsaan walks in the room, and suddenly everyone forgets why they were mad.
I told my crush about Obsaan. Now he’s following me around like a lost puppy.
Obsaan is the reason I still go to school. He’s like my emotional support bestie.
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A guy who acts like he’s shy, but when he opens his mouth, he’s got the wit of a comedian and the heart of a saint, until he says something that makes you question his sanity
Obsaan said he had an anger problem. I don’t know what he’s angry about. He’s just a sweet guy who likes to say weird things.
He told me he was loyal. I believe that. I also believe he’s loyal to his weirdness.
Obsaan will make you laugh until you cry. Then he’ll say something that makes you question your life choices.
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