Obroxious

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When a smelly, talentless nobody tries to rock out and thinks they're cool. It's like listening to a dog bark at a disco.
My cousin plays Obroxious music in his garage and calls it 'the next big thing.' I've seen his dog dance better.
My neighbor started a band called 'The Boring Punks' and plays Obroxious music every Saturday. I throw trash at their shows.
My math teacher writes Obroxious songs during class. I failed algebra because I was too busy laughing.
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When a loser tries to be a rockstar and just makes a mess of it. It's like a kid with a kazoo trying to rock a concert.
My brother started an Obroxious band called 'The Shitty Strings' and thinks he's going to fame. He’s not. He’s going to shame.
My friend’s ex tried to seduce her with Obroxious music. She just laughed and said, 'I dated a cat once.'
My mom joined an Obroxious band and now sings in the grocery store. I cry every time I go shopping.
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When a nobody thinks they’re a rockstar and just makes everyone else cringe. It's like a frog trying to do a rap battle.
My dad plays Obroxious music in his car. He thinks he's a rock legend. He’s more of a rock legend of cringe.
My teacher makes us listen to Obroxious music during tests. I’ve failed more tests than I’ve passed.
My uncle started an Obroxious band called 'The Boring Drummers.' No one goes to their shows. Even the dogs leave.
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