obriensvamp

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An obriensvamp is someone who would die for Dylan O'Brien and still blame the doctor for their own death.

I’d rather get stabbed than see someone else like Dylan O'Brien.

If Dylan O'Brien got hit by a bus, I’d push it off a cliff.

I’d let my dog eat my homework just to get a picture of Dylan O'Brien.

An obriensvamp is a person who would kiss Dylan O'Brien’s feet and then tell everyone they’re fake.

I’d take a bullet for Dylan O'Brien, but I’d also report the bullet for tax fraud.

I asked Dylan O'Brien for a hug and got a standing ovation.

I told my mom I’d rather be a vampire than a normal person because of Dylan O'Brien.

An obriensvamp is someone who would eat their own dog to get a selfie with Dylan O'Brien.

I got a tattoo of Dylan O'Brien’s face and now I can’t stop crying.

I told my teacher Dylan O'Brien is my future husband and got sent to the principal’s office.

I drew Dylan O'Brien on the blackboard and got in trouble for it.