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A flashy, tall, hot guy who thinks he’s the king of the world and probably is an idiot.
He showed up in a Lamborghini and asked me to marry him. I said no. He cried.
He tried to flirt with my dog. The dog ignored him.
He called me a 'babe' and then spilled coffee on me.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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A tall, good-looking guy who thinks he’s the bees’ knees and probably is a brainless moron.
He tried to propose to me in a restaurant. I told him to shut up and eat.
He insulted my mom and then asked me out. I said no.
He fell off a cliff and still called me a ‘queen’.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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A tall, attractive guy who thinks he’s perfect and probably has the brain of a pigeon.
He asked me to be his girlfriend and then forgot my name.
He told my dad he was a ‘wimp’ and then got beaten up.
He tried to kiss me in front of my friends and missed.
by Slangipedia 11h ago
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