oBrehh_

Bro just walked into class and the whole room went silent. I think he’s an oBrehh_

My cousin’s crush is an oBrehh_ and he’s got a car. I’m jealous.

That guy in the DMs said he’s an oBrehh_ and he’s single. I’m 100% lying.

My crush is an oBrehh_ and he asked me to prom. I said yes, even though I forgot to brush my teeth.

That guy in the hallway just said hi. He’s an oBrehh_ and I’m blushing like a tomato.

My friend’s crush is an oBrehh_ and he’s got a pet snake. I don’t know why that’s hot, but it is.

That guy in the lunchroom is an oBrehh_ and he just ate my last fry. I’m not mad. I’m just jealous.

My neighbor is an oBrehh_ and he’s got a Lamborghini. I ride the bus.

My crush is an oBrehh_ and he just texted me. I’m now typing this with my hands shaking.