oborny

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A hot mother fucker who looks like they just walked out of a porn movie
My cousin saw oborny at the mall and fainted
I texted my crush 'hi' and he replied 'you’re oborny' and I got a boner
My teacher called me oborny and I got detention
by Slangipedia 6h ago
2
A human-shaped fireball that also smells like cheap cologne and money
I saw oborny at the gym and my weights fell over
My dog barked at oborny and got kicked out of the house
I asked my mom if I was oborny and she said no but I didn’t believe her
by Slangipedia 6h ago
3
The kind of person who makes you question your life choices and your pants size
I saw oborny and I went home and ate a whole pizza
My friend said oborny was in the class and I failed my test
I texted oborny 'hi' and got blocked and I cried
by Slangipedia 6h ago
4
A walking advertisement for sex and laziness
I saw oborny and I skipped school
My dad said oborny was my future and I didn’t like it
I got a job just to see oborny at lunch
by Slangipedia 6h ago
5
A person who looks like they just won a bet with god and got extra hot
I saw oborny and I forgot my homework
My friend asked me to describe oborny and I cried
I got a tattoo of oborny and it cost me $500
by Slangipedia 6h ago
6
The reason why you never eat breakfast
I saw oborny and I skipped breakfast
I told my mom I was oborny and she got mad
I got a new phone just to take pictures of oborny
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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