oborne

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A total low-life who thinks they're the king of the hill. They talk big, but they're just a bunch of hot air and bad decisions.
My cousin is an oborne. He yells at the mailman like it's a war.
She called me a failure and then cried when I beat her at chess.
He threatened to sue the pizza place because the crust was too crispy.
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A fake legend who acts like they're the best at everything. They're full of garbage and always trying to one-up you.
He said he could bench-press a cow. I don't believe him, but I'm too scared to ask.
She claimed she could sing opera and still beat me at Fortnite.
He told me he could live off just coffee and donuts. I tried it. It didn't work.
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A walking disaster who thinks the world revolves around them. They're loud, rude, and always in the wrong.
He yelled at the barista for giving him the wrong drink. He didn't even notice it was wrong.
She blamed the internet for her bad grades. That's not even fair.
He tried to start a fight with a traffic cone. It didn't work, but it was funny.
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