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She asked the bus driver for his number and called him a snack bar.

He got caught eating a kid's sandwich and got a detention.

She told her mom she was in love with the mailman and he looked like a snack.

She told her crush he was a short stack and asked him to grow up.

She started a crush on the school janitor because he was still short.

She asked her little brother to be her boyfriend because he was still short.

She told the store clerk she was in love with him because he couldn't reach the top shelf.

She asked her cousin to be her boyfriend because he couldn't reach the top shelf.

She got a crush on the guy who couldn't reach the top shelf at the store.