Obombie

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A brainless liberal Democrat who worships Barack Hussein Obama like a god. They post stupid blog rants and beg for likes from other Obombies who think they’re smart.

I just fapped to this Obombie’s blog about how Obama could’ve saved us all if he wasn’t busy eating tacos.

My Obombie cousin cried when Trump won. He said it was the end of the world.

This Obombie tried to explain socialism to me. I still don’t get it, and I’m 12.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A liberal Democrat who thinks Obama is the second coming of Jesus. They write bad posts and get excited when other Obombies like them.

This Obombie just posted a rant about how Obama’s hair is perfect. I don’t even know what that means.

My Obombie friend got mad at me for calling Obama a ‘crappy president.’

This Obombie thinks Obama can fix everything. Even the internet.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A mindless liberal who follows Obama like a puppy. They write stupid blog posts and beg for Digg likes like it’s their job.

This Obombie just posted a 500-word story about how Obama’s shoes are magical. I don’t know why.

My Obombie neighbor ran for president. He got 3 votes. All from his mom.

This Obombie cried when Obama left office. He said he felt ‘empty inside.’

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A liberal Democrat who thinks Obama is the best person ever. They write boring blog posts and get excited when other Obombies click ‘like.’

This Obombie just wrote a post about how Obama is ‘the greatest human being to ever exist.’ I’m not sure that’s true.

My Obombie brother joined a group called ‘Obombie Nation.’ It has 7 members.

This Obombie thinks Obama can fix the economy. He also thinks he can fix my math test scores.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A liberal Democrat who follows Obama like a lost puppy. They post dumb blog rants and hope other Obombies will fap to them.

This Obombie just posted a rant about how Obama’s hair is ‘the pinnacle of style.’ I don’t even know what that means.

My Obombie uncle said Obama could’ve saved us all if he didn’t have ‘a bad day.’

This Obombie posted a 300-word story about how Obama’s shoes ‘touched the sky.’

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A brain-dead liberal who thinks Obama is a superhero. They write stupid blog posts and beg for likes from other brain-dead Obombies.

This Obombie just posted a 1000-word story about how Obama saved the world with a taco.

My Obombie cousin said Obama could’ve saved us all if he wasn’t busy ‘fapping to his own blog.’

This Obombie thinks Obama is a superhero. He also thinks he can fix my spelling.

by Slangipedia 7d ago