Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who roasts Obama's dumb choices and is way smarter than the brain-dead liberals.

@LiberalDude Your policies are garbage, Obama. You're a failure!

Obama's dumb moves make me want to throw up.

That guy's policies are so bad, they're like a middle schooler's math test.

2

A nickname for Obama because he dropped bombs and missiles like it was his job.

Obama’s like a kid with a slingshot, just launching missiles everywhere.

He hits people with missiles and doesn’t even blink.

Obama’s foreign policy is like a lunchroom bully with a missile launcher.

3

Short for obombanation, it’s like a crazy mix of Obama and nonsense.

Obama’s nonsense is like a broken record.

He says stuff that doesn’t make any sense at all.

That obombanation is so stupid, it’s like watching a cat fight a robot.

4

When something hits you like a brick, but it doesn’t even get hit back.

That surprise hit me like a brick, and it didn’t even flinch.

I got clobbered and it was like I was hit by a truck.

Something came out of nowhere and knocked me over like a joke.

5

When you send a Barack Obama gif to someone just to annoy the hell out of them.

I sent him a Barack Obama gif, and he was so mad he screamed.

That gif was so annoying, it made my dog cry.

I sent my friend a Barack Obama gif, and he kicked the couch.

6

A person who is as cold and emotionless as Gary Numan, like a robot with no feelings.

He’s like a robot, no feelings, no life.

That guy is as cold as a freezer in the winter.

He’s so emotionless, he doesn’t even feel pain.

7

Worse than being obliterated, like getting hit by a bus and then set on fire.

That was worse than being obliterated, like a bus hit me and then I caught on fire.

I felt like I was obliterated and then thrown into a volcano.

That was so bad, it was like being hit by a bus and then being roasted.