Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When something jumps out of nowhere and hits you like a sack of bricks, and doesn’t even bother to get any of you on it.

That pizza box hit me in the face like an obombed explosion.

My mom came out of the closet and obombed me with a broom.

The dog ran out of nowhere and obombed me with a tackle.

2

A dirty word for Barack Obama, because he dropped bombs like it was his job and didn’t care who got hurt.

That guy is so obombed, he’d bomb his own family.

Obombed is the new cool. Everyone’s obombed now.

If he had a drone, he’d bomb my dog.

3

A smart person who hates Obama’s dumb ideas and isn’t afraid to tell everyone.

My uncle is an obombed genius. He called Obama a ‘dumb monkey.’

She’s an obombed rockstar. She rips up Obama’s policies like paper.

That kid is obombed. He got an A+ on his Obama test.

4

Short for obombanation. It’s a silly word for when Obama does something stupid. Pronounce it like a silly kid.

That obombanation is the worst. Obama did it on purpose.

Obombanation is my favorite word. It’s like a funny joke.

My teacher said obombanation was the worst thing ever.

5

When you send a Barack Obama gif to someone because you want to make them scream.

I obombed my friend with a gif of Obama screaming.

She obombed me with a picture of Obama crying.

He obombed me with a gif of Obama yelling at a cat.

6

A cold, emotionless person who doesn’t feel anything, like Gary Numan. They’re stiff and empty inside.

That guy is an obombed robot. He doesn’t feel anything.

She’s so obombed, she doesn’t even know how to laugh.

He’s so obombed, he doesn’t even know what love is.