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Only a handful of people speak this stupid ancient language. Every word ends with 'ito' and only oboe players can stand it. Everyone else just wants it to die.
My teacher tried to teach me Oboian. I cried. I failed. I hate ito.
My dog tried to speak Oboian. It just said 'barkito'.
I asked my mom for pizza. She said 'pizzaito'. I said 'no, I want tacosito.'