obofoni

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A giant African man who would follow Kobe Bryant into a burning building just to get him a snack.

I’d follow Kobe into a flaming toilet for a chicken nugget.

He’d run through traffic for a single basketball.

He’d eat a whole pizza just to make Kobe smile.

A massive Nigerian man who would let Kobe Bryant sit on his face for hours if he asked.

He’d let Kobe ride him like a horse during a game.

He’d take a bullet for Kobe just to keep the Lakers winning.

He’d eat a whole cow for Kobe’s sake.

A huge Nigerian man who would kiss Kobe Bryant’s feet in front of the whole world just to make him happy.

He’d do a dance on the court for Kobe’s laugh.

He’d wear a hat made of Kobe’s socks to honor him.

He’d scream Kobe’s name in the middle of the night.