Obo

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The cops are watching you, but they ain't got no clue what to do with you. You're like a weirdo they can't arrest.

@jimmy: "Man, I'm Obo again. The cops are following me like I'm a criminal who stole a donut." #policefail #obofail

@sarah: "I got Obo'd at the mall. They think I'm a thief, but I just wanted a snack." #obolife #copsarestupid

@danny: "I'm Obo. I'm not a criminal, I'm just a snack thief with a dream." #obogang #copwatch"

A cute idiot you love to death, but you flirt by teasing them. You'd die without them, and you’re always texting them at 3 a. m.

@megan: "My Obo is my bestie. I love him so much, I text him at 3 a. m. just to say hi." #obolife #bestievibes

@tyler: "My Obo is my everything. I'd die without him. He's cute, stupid, and I can't live without him." #oboobs #bestfriend

@kate: "I'm in love with my Obo. He's my best friend, my everything, and my 3 a. m. text buddy." #obogang #bestievibes"

A hobo who’s missing a leg or an arm. He probably stole your sandwich and left a mess in the park.

@bob: "Saw an Obo in the park. He had one leg and stole my sandwich. He's a mess." #hobolife #sandwichthief

@sally: "The Obo in the subway is missing a leg. He's probably a sandwich thief." #obolife #subwaythief

@kevin: "That Obo is a disaster. One arm, one leg, and he took my lunch." #obogang #lunchthief"

The new US office that builds and manages foreign buildings. It’s the reason why you have to wait in line forever at the airport.

@lisa: "Obo is the reason we wait forever at the airport. It's the new US office in charge of building stuff abroad." #obolife #airportmadness

@mike: "Obo caused my flight delay. They’re building new buildings in other countries and it messed up my schedule." #obogang #flightdelay

@joe: "The Overseas Building Office is Obo. It messed up my flight, my life, and my sandwich." #obolife #sandwichlife"

A big, stinky, smelly thing. It's what you call your ex when they left you for someone else.

@emma: "My ex is an Obo. He's big, smelly, and he left me for another girl." #exlife #obostink

@ryan: "That Obo is a stink bomb. He left me for another girl and I hate him." #exlife #obostink

@kate: "My ex is an Obo. He's a stinky, smelly, big mess." #exlife #obostink"

The best deal you can get. It’s what you say when you’re about to get a free sandwich or a discount on your coffee.

@danny: "That offer is an Obo. I got a free sandwich and a discount on my coffee." #bestoffer #sandwichlife

@sarah: "This deal is Obo. I got free coffee and a discount on my sandwich." #bestoffer #coffeevibes

@kevin: "The best offer is Obo. I got free stuff and a discount on everything." #bestoffer #obogang"

A weird instrument that sounds like a dying duck. It's hard to play and the person who plays it will kill you if you mess with their reed.

@tyler: "An oboe sounds like a dying duck. My cousin plays it and she killed me for touching her reed." #obolife #reedkill

@lisa: "The oboe is like a dying duck. My brother plays it and he'll kill me if I mess with his reed." #obogang #reedkill

@mike: "That oboe is a dying duck. I tried to play it and my reed died." #obolife #reedlife"