Obnuscious

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When a kid yells at their parents like they're the enemy and the adults still pretend they're not hearing a million tiny screams.
'I’m telling you I need a snack right now or I’ll die!', while eating cereal at 8 a. m.
'You’re not listening! I’m the only one who matters!', while playing Fortnite with 10 friends.
'I’ve been talking for five minutes! Why won’t you hear me?!', while they were listening to a podcast.
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When a kid thinks they're the only one who matters and the adults act like they're being ignored on purpose.
'I’m trying to tell you something important!', while they were texting their best friend.
'Why are you ignoring me? I’m the best kid ever!', while they were playing video games.
'You’re not paying attention! I’m the only one who counts!', while they were eating a whole pizza.
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When a kid screams so loud their voice comes out of the fridge and the adults still act like they’re not there.
'I’m telling you I need a snack right now or I’ll die!', while they were watching TV.
'You’re not listening! I’m the only one who matters!', while they were taking a nap.
'I’ve been talking for five minutes! Why won’t you hear me?!', while they were scrolling on their phone.
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When a kid talks to their parents like they’re the enemy and the adults still act like they’re not there.
'I need a snack or I’ll explode!', while they were eating a whole bag of chips.
'You’re not listening! I’m the best kid ever!', while they were playing video games.
'Why are you ignoring me? I’m the only one who counts!', while they were on their phone.
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When a kid thinks they’re the only one who matters and the adults act like they’re being ignored on purpose.
'I’m telling you I need a snack right now or I’ll die!', while they were eating pizza.
'You’re not listening! I’m the only one who matters!', while they were watching a movie.
'I’ve been talking for five minutes! Why won’t you hear me?!', while they were playing a video game.
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