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A loud mouth who’s too old to be dumb but still acts like a confused idiot who yells nonsense at people and doesn’t know what they’re even mad about.
"Why are you even here?" he screamed at the ceiling while eating a sandwich at 2 a. m.
He tried to explain the theory of relativity to a dog and got yelled at by the dog's owner.
He started a fight with a vending machine because it didn’t give him a soda.