Obnoxiously Patriotic

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A tiny, annoying Mod who thinks he's the president. He loves guns more than he loves his mom and yells at people for no reason. He talks about America like it's the only good thing ever.
'I don't care if the whole world hates us, I'm still right!', said after being banned from a server.
'You're not American enough for me!', said to a kid who forgot to wear a flag shirt.
He tried to start a war over a typo in a tweet.
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A guy who thinks he's the most important person in the country. He yells about flags, guns, and how everyone else is wrong. He's not smart, but he thinks he is.
'You're not even a real American! You're just a faggot who doesn't like flags!', said to a kid who wasn't wearing a hat.
'I'm gonna shoot the whole server if they don't respect me!', said after someone told him he was wrong.
He tried to ban a kid for not liking pizza.
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A short, loud Mod who thinks he's the president. He yells about America all day and hates anyone who doesn't agree with him. He also has a weird obsession with guns.
'I'm gonna kill you if you don't like America!', said to a kid who didn't wear a flag shirt.
'You're not even a real Mod! You're just a faggot who can't handle the truth!', said to a kid who was trying to help him.
He tried to start a war over a typo in a tweet.
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