Obnoxiously Obnoxious

My cousin's dog barked nonstop for three hours and still had energy to chase my cat.

The guy next to me on the plane talked about his toenail fungus like it was a TED Talk.

My mom texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me she found a hair in her soup.

My brother tried to explain his video game to me for 45 minutes and still didn’t get it right.

My teacher assigned us a project and then gave us 50 rules about it.

My neighbor’s kid yelled at the mailman for not being fast enough.

My friend kept interrupting my story to add his own stupid version of it.

My dad tried to teach me how to cook and now my house smells like burnt toast and regret.

My little sister texted me 20 times in one minute just to tell me she ate a cookie.