Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The amount of annoyingness you bring to a room like a plague of farts and bad decisions.

Bro, your obnoxiousity is through the roof. I'm gonna need a shower and a new friend.

This kid has obnoxiousity written all over his face. Like, literally.

Your obnoxiousity is so high, the teacher gave you a time-out just to breathe.

2

When you spell things wrong on purpose just to make people who think they're smart feel stupid.

You spelled 'obnoxiousity' wrong on purpose. You're a genius.

He misspelled 'obnoxiousity' just to show me he's better than me.

She spelled 'obnoxiousity' like a kid who never learned how to read.

3

A comment that’s not funny. It’s just loud and full of nonsense.

'I love pizza' is the most obnoxious comment I’ve ever heard. It’s like a scream.

He said 'I love dogs.' That’s not a comment. That’s a crime.

She said 'I love math.' I think she just committed a felony.

4

When you're so annoying, even your own friends want to leave you alone.

He’s so obnoxious, even his own brother left him alone in the cafeteria.

She's so annoying, her best friend just started ignoring her.

Your obnoxiousness is so strong, even your dog ran away.

5

When you act more annoying than the person you're trying to out-annoy.

He talked over me, but I still out-annoyed him with my face.

She yelled so loud, she out-annoyed the whole class.

He was so annoying, he out-annoyed the teacher.

6

When you’re so annoying, it’s like you were born to be a pain in the ass.

She’s so obnoxious, I think she was born in a bathroom.

He’s like a pain in the ass that never stops.

This kid was born to be annoying. Like, literally.

7

The stupid way of saying someone is extra annoying, like a dumb version of ‘more annoying’.

Why say ‘more obnoxious’ when you can say ‘obnoxiousity’? It’s stupid.

She said ‘obnoxiousity’ like it was the most important word ever.

He used the word ‘obnoxiousity’ like it was a fancy magic spell.