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Thinking you're the king of the hill and everyone else is a dumbass who can't see you're better.

My cousin told me he's the best at chess. He's been playing the same game for 10 years.

My boss says he's the only one who knows how to do his job. He's been there 3 days.

My neighbor claims he's the smartest man in the neighborhood. He owns a lawnmower.

Believing you're the only one who can outthink and outwit people, even if you're barely out of high school.

My brother says he's the most cunning person in the world. He stole a candy bar from a kid.

My friend thinks she's the best at poker. She folded on the first card.

My dad says he's the smartest man alive. He forgot his own password.

Acting like you're the only one who can win and everyone else is just a sad, lost soul who can't catch a break.

My mom says she's the best at everything. She lost a bet and still thinks she won.

My uncle thinks he's the most cunning person in the state. He got caught cheating.

My cousin says he's the only one who can beat you. He's been playing video games for 3 minutes.

Thinking you're the smartest, most cunning person in the room, even if you're the only one who shows up.

My dad says he's the smartest man in the world. He showed up to the meeting 20 minutes late.

My brother thinks he's the best at everything. He didn't even know what the question was.

My cousin says she's the most cunning person in the family. She didn't know the rules.

Acting like you're the only one who can think and everyone else is just a brainless, clueless mess.

My uncle says he's the smartest man alive. He can't even spell his own name.

My cousin thinks she's the most cunning person in the world. She failed algebra.

My dad says he's the only one who can win. He lost the game and still thinks he cheated.

Believing you're the most cunning, clever, and brilliant person in the world, even if you're still wearing your pajamas.

My mom says she's the smartest woman in the neighborhood. She's wearing her pajamas at 10 a. m.

My brother thinks he's the most cunning person alive. He still uses a flip phone.

My dad says he's the best at everything. He can't even tie his shoes.