Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when your friend’s keyboard sounds like a damn jackhammer in a library, and you’re trying to think.

I was trying to study and my friend typed like a mad man.

He hit the enter key so hard it woke the whole class.

Her keyboard sounded like a goat in a blender.

2

when someone types like they’re fighting a keyboard and it’s making you lose your mind.

He was typing so loud I could hear it from the next room.

She typed so fast it was like a rock concert.

He hit the space bar so hard it felt like a slap.

3

when your friend’s keyboard is louder than your mom’s yelling and it’s giving you a migraine.

His keyboard was louder than my mom when she found out I failed math.

She typed like she was screaming at the keyboard.

He tapped the keys so loud it made my teeth hurt.

4

when someone types so loud it feels like they’re trying to break the keyboard and your ears.

He hit the keys so hard I thought the keyboard would explode.

She typed like she was trying to kill the keyboard.

He tapped the keyboard so loud it hurt my ears.

5

when your friend’s keyboard is so loud it’s like they’re doing karate on a keyboard.

He typed like he was punching the keyboard.

She hit the keys like she was doing a karate chop.

He tapped the keys so hard it sounded like a fight.

6

when someone’s keyboard is so loud it’s like they’re trying to annoy the entire world.

He typed so loud I could hear him from the other side of the school.

She tapped the keys like she was trying to drive me insane.

He hit the enter key so hard it felt like a curse.