Obnoxious Irish Fuck

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A loud, smelly Irish person who thinks they're the best at everything, even when they're clearly not.
My uncle shouted at the pub about how he’s the best at drinking, even though he passed out on the floor.
She wore a green shirt every day and kept saying 'I’m Irish, you’re not.'
He started a fight over who had the best accent, and it ended with a pie in someone's face.
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An Irish person who acts like they own the country, even when they're just visiting.
He told the whole airport he was from Dublin and then asked for directions to the nearest pub.
She demanded free food at the restaurant because 'Irish people deserve it.'
He tried to teach the waiter how to speak Irish, and it went very badly.
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A person who talks about the past like it was perfect, even though it probably wasn't.
He said the old days were the best, even though he got kicked out of the pub for fighting.
She claimed the Irish were the best in the world, even though they lost the last match.
He kept bragging about how his grandfather was a hero, even though he was just a drunk.
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An Irish person who is loud, proud, and probably a bit drunk.
He was shouting about how he’s the best at everything, even though he couldn’t even stand up straight.
She was wearing a hat that said 'I’m Irish and I’m not afraid of you,' and she wasn’t afraid of anything.
He started singing a song about the sea, and no one wanted to listen.
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A person who takes their Irish heritage so seriously, they might as well be a national treasure, or a pain in the ass.
He had a tattoo of the Irish flag and wouldn’t shut up about it.
She brought a bag of potatoes to the party and said it was 'Irish tradition.'
He turned every conversation into a debate about who had the best accent.
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An Irish person who thinks they’re the center of attention, even when they’re clearly not.
He kept interrupting everyone to talk about his dog.
She insisted on telling the same joke over and over again.
He started a conversation with the waiter about his shoes, and it lasted 10 minutes.
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