Obnoxious Bitch

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What happens when a woman thinks she’s a beast but is just loud.

She yells at the barista for adding extra foam to her latte.

She screams at the traffic jam like it owes her money.

She texts me at 2 a. m. because she’s ‘too cool to sleep.’

A woman who thinks everyone is her enemy and she’s the only one who’s right.

She starts a fight with the guy behind her in line just because he sneezed.

She texts her ex because she thinks he’s ‘toying with her feelings.’

She yells at the sky because her coffee was too hot.

The kind of woman who thinks her voice is a superpower and everyone should be impressed.

She talks over the whole class during a presentation like she’s the only one who matters.

She shouts at the waiter for bringing the wrong salad.

She texts me in the middle of my exam because she ‘needs advice.’

A woman who believes she’s the center of the universe and everyone should know it.

She interrupts the teacher’s lesson to tell everyone about her cat’s new haircut.

She texts me at 1 a. m. to tell me her day was ‘the worst ever.’

She yells at the microwave because it didn’t pop her chips properly.

The type of woman who thinks swearing is a talent and everyone should be jealous.

She cusses at the bus driver for making her wait five minutes.

She yells at the guy who cut in front of her like he’s a criminal.

She texts me during my lunch break to tell me she ‘just got done cussing at her mom.’

A woman who thinks everyone is her friend, but only until they don’t listen to her.

She texts me during my homework to tell me her day was ‘amazing.’

She yells at her friend for not liking her new haircut.

She cusses at the barista for not giving her extra sugar.