obnoxious anal emissions

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the gross noise a person makes when they let out a fart so loud it sounds like a tiny explosion from their backside after a wild night of butt stuff.
My mom just heard my brother's anal emission and screamed like she saw a ghost.
That guy at the bar let one rip so hard it knocked his beer over.
I texted my friend: 'You gotta hear this anal emission, it was like a war zone in there.'
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when someone's backside lets out a fart so loud and smelly it could wake the dead and make the whole neighborhood cry.
My neighbor’s anal emission was so bad, I had to open my window and fan the smell away.
She let one rip during the meeting and the boss almost fainted.
My dog ran out of the house when I let one rip at breakfast.
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the sound of a person’s butt letting out a fart so loud and messy it feels like it’s trying to take over the world.
He let one rip so loud, the whole bus turned around to see what was going on.
My cousin’s anal emission was so bad, her mom gave her a time-out.
I texted my brother: 'Your anal emission was louder than your shout when you lost the game.'
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