obnoximoron

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A loud annoying fool who thinks they’re smart but they’re not. Usually found shouting at a president who’s not even listening.
"I’m the smartest person ever!", said by someone who can’t spell 'obnoximoron'.
They kept yelling at the TV like it was going to answer them.
They posted a tweet that said 'I know everything' and then forgot their own name.
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A person who’s so dumb they think they’re right. They’re like a mess in a suit.
They told the president he was wrong and then got kicked out of the room.
They tried to explain the internet like it was a magic trick.
They kept saying 'fake news' even though it was real.
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A person who’s loud, dumb, and thinks they’re important. They’re like a trash can that’s also yelling.
They sent a DM that said 'You’re the worst' and then cried when it was ignored.
They shouted at a reporter like they were in a fight.
They wore a hat that said 'I love Trump' and then yelled at the hat.
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A person who’s so dumb they think they’re smart. They’re like a dog who thinks they’re a king.
They posted a tweet that said 'I’m the best' and then got told they were wrong.
They kept saying 'I win' even when they lost.
They tried to explain the world like it was a game show.
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A person who’s so loud and dumb they think they’re right. They’re like a broken radio that won’t shut up.
They yelled at a bird like it was a rival.
They sent a message that said 'I’m the smartest' and then forgot what they said.
They kept talking over the president like he was a kid.
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A person who’s so dumb they think they’re right. They’re like a kid who thinks they’re a superhero.
They posted a message that said 'I know everything' and then got told they were wrong.
They tried to explain the moon like it was a homework problem.
They yelled at the president like he was their enemy.
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