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A drunk person who thinks they're the king of the party and everyone else is just background noise.

My cousin at the bar said, 'I'm the main event, you're just the appetizer.'

He tried to dance on the bar and spilled a whole drink on the bartender.

He texted me at 3 a. m. saying, 'I'm still the best at this party.'

When you're so wasted you don't care if you're naked, you're screaming, and you're making everyone else feel like they're the weird one.

She took off her clothes in the middle of the restaurant and started yelling about how she was 'free.'

He ran out of the house wearing only socks and a hat, shouting, 'I'm the king of chaos.'

He tried to talk to the pizza guy like he was his best friend.

A girl who thinks she's the most popular person in school and everyone else is just a side character in her life.

She texts me every day saying, 'You're so uncool, I don't even talk to you anymore.'

She told me her friend's crush is 'so basic, I can't even look at him.'

She posted a TikTok about how her life is 'perfect' and mine is 'a disaster.'

A person who is so annoying you want to throw them out a window, but you're too lazy to do it.

He keeps talking about his dog like it's a celebrity.

He texts me at 2 a. m. saying, 'I'm still the best at this.'

He tried to explain his life story during lunch and no one listened.

When you're so annoyed you want to scream, but you're too tired to even do that.

She kept talking about her crush like it was the only thing that mattered.

He kept texting me about his video game and I didn't even care.

She made me listen to her whole life story during class.

When you're so wasted you think you're a superhero and you're trying to save the world one loud scream at a time.

He tried to dance on the table and screamed, 'I'm the king of the party!'

She took off her clothes and said, 'I'm the queen of chaos!'

He tried to explain his life story to the pizza guy like he was the most important person in the world.

A person who thinks they're the most important person in the room and everyone else is just a background character.

He kept talking about his dog like it was the most important thing in the world.

She kept texting me about her life like I was her best friend.

He tried to explain his whole life story during lunch and no one listened.