Obnoxed

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1
Super annoyed. Like when your mom yells at you for eating cereal for dinner and then your little brother starts crying because he wants a cookie.
'I am so obnoxed right now!', said by a girl who got kicked out of the mall for throwing a cup at a security guard.
'Obnoxed? That's just my regular Monday.', said by a guy who got into a fight over the last slice of pizza.
'Obnoxed is when your dog eats your homework and you have to explain it to your teacher.', said by a kid who got detention.
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Someone who is drunk and being a total pain in the butt, like they think they're in a music video and you're the backup dancer.
'He was obnoxed and dancing on the bar like he was in a music video.', said by a bartender who got a tip and a broken chair.
'Obnoxed? That's just my cousin on Friday nights.', said by someone who had to drive them home.
'I was obnoxed and threw a neon bracelet at a stranger.', said by someone who got kicked out of a club.
3
The person who is so annoying, they make your life a living hell, like they're the reason your dog ran away.
'She's the most obnoxed person I've ever met.', said by a guy who got dumped for being too quiet.
'My neighbor is obnoxed and plays loud music at 2 AM.', said by someone who now has a headache every day.
'He's obnoxed and eats spaghetti with a fork like it's a war.', said by a kid who got grounded for laughing too loud.
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Short for obnoxious. It means someone is so annoying they make you want to scream and throw things.
'I'm obnoxed and I'm throwing my socks at the wall.', said by a kid who got in trouble for sock throwing.
'Obnoxed is when your dog barks at your brother for no reason.', said by a kid who got a new dog.
'I'm so obnoxed right now, I'm gonna eat my math test.', said by a kid who got a D.
5
When someone acts like they're the king of the world and they're drunk and naked at the same time.
'He was obnoxed and dancing on a table in his underwear.', said by someone who got kicked out of a restaurant.
'She was obnoxed and threw confetti at a cop.', said by someone who got a ticket.
'He was obnoxed and ate a taco at 2 AM.', said by someone who got a food coma.
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When someone messes with your stuff and acts like they're the boss of everything.
'My brother obnoxed my room and took my favorite toy.', said by a kid who got grounded.
'She obnoxed my lunch and ate my sandwich.', said by someone who got a new lunch.
'He obnoxed my dog's bed and now my dog is mad.', said by someone who got a dog fight.
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A person who is so annoying they could be your worst enemy and your best friend at the same time.
'She is obnoxed and I hate her, but I also kind of like her.', said by someone who is confused.
'He is obnoxed and he eats my cereal every morning.', said by someone who is tired.
'My friend is obnoxed and he won't stop talking.', said by someone who is trying to sleep.
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