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A brainless twerp who thinks they're cool just because they like the same dumb stuff as everyone else.
'Simba is just a basic simp who doesn't even know what a simp is.'
'Why do we follow Simba? He's like a dog who thinks he's a person.'
'Simba's the reason I failed math.'
2
A clueless idiot who falls for every trap and still thinks they're smart.
'Simba got scammed by a guy who sells fake memes for $10.'
'Simba thinks he's a legend just because he posted a meme once.'
'Simba tried to explain the plot of The Matrix and failed.'
3
A lazy fool who doesn't even try to be cool, but still acts like they're the king.
'Simba naps through every class and still thinks he's the best student.'
'Simba tried to be a gangster but forgot how to speak English.'
'Simba's the reason we all failed the test.'
4
A useless waste of oxygen who thinks they're the center of the universe.
'Simba thinks he's the sun just because he got a C on a math test.'
'Simba's the reason we all have to breathe more.'
'Simba took up three seats on the bus just to sit alone.'
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A brain-dead moron who believes anything they're told, even if it's nonsense.
'Simba believes the sky is purple because someone told him so.'
'Simba got into a fight over who invented the wheel.'
'Simba thinks the internet is a real person.'
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