obnomistical

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it's when you're so polite you make people want to punch you in the face

Your mom just said you're the most obnomistical kid she's ever met

Your teacher gave you a gold star for being so nice

Your friend said you're like a rainbow made of glitter and patience

it’s when you're so annoyingly good that people start crying

Your cousin cried during your speech at the family dinner

Your boss said you're the best employee ever and then fainted

Your pet dog started barking at you because you were too perfect

it’s when you’re so nice you make people feel like they’re the worst person alive

Your friend said you’re so nice he feels like a garbage bag

Your neighbor cried because you were too good to him

Your crush said you’re like a saint and he’s jealous

it’s when you’re so kind you make people want to throw up

Your uncle threw up after you complimented his ugly hat

Your mom said you're too nice and it's making her sick

Your crush said you're like a smoothie and he’s the sour lemon

it’s when you're so good that people start questioning their own lives

Your brother said you’re so good he’s thinking about becoming a monk

Your friend said you’re making him feel like a bad apple

Your crush said you're like a perfect pizza and he’s just a soggy crumpet