Obnoctoid

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A person who is so annoying they were probably born with a fart and a curse on their back just to make everyone else suffer.

My cousin is an obnoctoid. He talks during movies and eats popcorn like it’s a war crime.

My boss is an obnoctoid. He yells at the printer like it stole his lunch money.

My neighbor is an obnoctoid. She plays her music at full blast at 2 a. m. and thinks it’s a birthday party.

Someone so obnoxious they probably had a pet rat that told everyone their secrets.

My friend is an obnoctoid. He interrupts every conversation like he’s the main character of a soap opera.

My teacher is an obnoctoid. She writes on the board so messy it looks like a toddler had a tantrum.

My little brother is an obnoctoid. He screams his name every time he enters a room like he’s a rockstar.

A human being so annoying they probably woke up one day and decided they were going to be the worst person ever.

My mom is an obnoctoid. She texts me at 3 a. m. with 10 emojis and a question about my love life.

My coworker is an obnoctoid. He talks to the coffee machine like it’s his best friend.

My dog is an obnoctoid. He barks at the mailman like he’s been wronged for 100 years.

A person who is so annoying it feels like they were born in a bathroom and never left.

My friend’s friend is an obnoctoid. He tells the same joke every day like it’s a new invention.

My uncle is an obnoctoid. He tells stories about his childhood like it’s the best thing ever and no one cares.

My sister is an obnoctoid. She sends me 100 texts a day and expects me to reply to every single one.

A person who is so annoying they probably have a nickname from the devil and a side job as a pain in the neck.

My brother is an obnoctoid. He eats my snacks like they’re his last meal.

My friend’s friend is an obnoctoid. He sings in the shower every day and doesn’t care if anyone hears him.

My dad is an obnoctoid. He talks about his job like it’s the only thing that matters in the world.