obnock

Your cousin's new pet parrot cackles at 3 a. m. every night. That's an obnock.

Your teacher gave you a pop quiz on the Pythagorean theorem. That was an obnock.

Your little brother drew a mustache on your math test. That was an obnock.

Your friend’s idea to build a fort out of cereal boxes was an obnock.

Your mom tried to text you during a test. That was an obnock.

Your dog ate your homework and then pooped on your desk. That was an obnock.

Your dad tried to sing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ in the shower. That was an obnock.

Your math problem had 27 steps. That was an obnock.

Your friend wore socks with sandals to prom. That was an obnock.

Your teacher dressed up as a chicken for Spirit Week. That was an obnock.

Your brother tried to ride a bike down the hallway. That was an obnock.

Your mom tried to text you during a test. That was an obnock.

Your little brother made a robot out of Legos that won’t stop talking. That was an obnock.

Your friend asked you 10 questions about your lunch. That was an obnock.

Your dog tried to eat your math test. That was an obnock.