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A person who can't stop talking about something stupid and acts like it's the most important thing ever. They won't shut up and you want to punch them.
My cousin talks about his cat 24/7. I swear he'll die if he doesn't talk about it once more.
My neighbor yells about his lawn every time he sees me. It's like he's been waiting 20 years to say it.
My teacher droned on about her vacation for an hour. I fell asleep and dreamed about silence.