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A guy who messes up everything he touches and still thinks he's the best at everything.
He tried to fix the toilet and now the whole house smells like rotten eggs.
He said he could cook, but the pizza looked like it was made by a raccoon.
He took over the game and lost it in the first round.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A man who can't handle his own mistakes and blames everyone else for them.
He spilled coffee on his shirt and yelled at the barista for not being a magician.
He failed the test and said the teacher cheated.
He broke the TV and claimed the remote was evil.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A person who thinks he's king of the world but everyone else can see through his nonsense.
He told everyone he was going to be a billionaire by next week.
He started a band and the only song was him screaming into a microphone.
He said he could fix the economy, then spent all his money on tacos.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A man who is so bad at everything, even his failures are impressive.
He tried to paint the house and now it looks like a war zone.
He tried to dance and it was like watching a cat fight a robot.
He tried to flirt and got yelled at by three girls.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A guy who thinks he's the main character in a movie, but everyone else is just background noise.
He walked into the room like he was the hero of a superhero movie.
He started a conversation with the ceiling because he thought it was the main character.
He tried to do a dramatic exit and tripped over his own feet.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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