OBM

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OBM is the worst gang of rich-ass snitches in Nassau County. They run everything and don't give a damn about you. Stay high or get slapped, mofucka.

I’m OBMy, and I just took over the whole school.

OBM don’t just talk shit. They bring the beatdowns.

OBM is like the rich version of the Bloods, but with better cars and worse life choices.

OBM is an old Black guy who drives a rusty Cadillac and talks about how he used to be the toughest man in the neighborhood before he got old and fat.

That OBM just stared at my mom like he wanted to marry her.

OBM still thinks he’s cool even though he wears the same Kangol every day.

OBM got out of his Cadillac and tried to flirt with my aunt like she was 20.

OBM is when you have too many baby mamas and you can’t keep up with them all.

OBM is when you have six kids and still can’t pay rent.

OBM is when you’re at the grocery store and you see three of your exes at once.

OBM is when your mom calls you and says you have a new baby mama.

OBM is your average Black friend who sends you dumb jokes and makes you laugh even when you’re mad at him.

OBM just sent me a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses and said ‘this is you.’

OBM keeps trolling me on WhatsApp like he’s never going to stop.

OBM sent me a meme about pizza and called me a ‘cheesehead’ for no reason.