Obluberated

My uncle is an obluberated. He eats pizza for breakfast and drinks wine at 10 a. m.

That guy at the bar is an obluberated. He spilled his drink on the bartender and still kept talking.

My friend’s roommate is an obluberated. He tried to dance and fell over.

My cousin is an obluberated. He eats donuts for lunch and drinks soda at night.

That person at the party is an obluberated. He tried to sing and his voice sounded like a broken cat.

My neighbor is an obluberated. He eats chips and drinks beer every day.

That guy at the restaurant is an obluberated. He ordered four pizzas and drank six beers.

My teacher’s brother is an obluberated. He tried to do push-ups and fell over.

My friend’s dad is an obluberated. He came to school and smelled like a trash can.

My uncle is an obluberated. He drank so much he fell off the couch.

That guy at the bar is an obluberated. He drank six shots and started crying.

My friend’s mom is an obluberated. She came to school and smelled like a hot dog.

My cousin is an obluberated. He eats three burgers and drinks two milkshakes for breakfast.

That guy at the party is an obluberated. He drank so much he started singing off-key.

My neighbor is an obluberated. He eats pizza and drinks beer every day.

My uncle is an obluberated. He came to the party and started talking to the DJ.

That guy at the bar is an obluberated. He drank so much he started shouting at the bartender.

My friend’s dad is an obluberated. He came to school and sat in the principal’s chair.