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when you’re so thankful someone did something you want to kiss them and kick them at the same time

My mom fixed my car and I wanted to marry her and throw her in the lake.

My boss gave me a raise and I almost hugged him then told him to go to hell.

My barista remembered my order and I wanted to tip her $100 and burn the coffee shop down.

feeling like you owe someone your life but also want to punch them in the face

My dad paid for my college and I wanted to thank him then scream into a pillow.

My crush helped me with my homework and I felt like I should marry him then break his nose.

My friend saved my life and I wanted to throw them a party then throw them in jail.

when you’re so thankful someone did something you want to thank them and also take a bite out of their face

My teacher gave me an A and I wanted to give her a bouquet of flowers and a knife.

My boyfriend cooked me dinner and I wanted to kiss him then punch him in the gut.

My neighbor fixed my fence and I wanted to give him a gift basket and a curse.

when someone does something nice for you and you feel like you should reward them by beating them up

My mom drove me to school and I wanted to give her a hug and a black eye.

My crush texted me and I wanted to reply with a thank you and a death threat.

My friend lent me money and I wanted to repay them with cash and a punch.

when you get a good deed and you feel like you should reward them with a slap and a hug

My teacher let me leave early and I wanted to thank her then slap her.

My crush gave me a compliment and I wanted to smile then punch them.

My friend did my chores and I wanted to give them a cookie and a kick.

when you’re so grateful someone did something you want to thank them with a kiss and a curse

My barista gave me my favorite drink and I wanted to thank them then yell at them.

My dad gave me a gift and I wanted to hug him then throw him out.

My crush texted me and I wanted to reply with love and hate.