oblongular

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When something is longer than it is wide and looks like it was made by a drunk kid with a ruler.

My pizza was oblongular because the chef had a hangover and a grudge.

This toilet paper roll is oblongular and I’m not even mad.

The reason my face looks like a rectangle is because it’s oblongular.

A shape that's not a square but still gives you the side-eye.

My math homework was oblongular and I got a D because of it.

This chocolate bar is oblongular and I'm eating it like it owes me money.

My mom's face is oblongular and she's been using that to scare me since I was five.

A rectangle that’s too proud of itself to be called a square.

This screen is oblongular and I'm tired of looking at it.

My dad’s face is oblongular and he’s been using it to intimidate me for years.

This cookie is oblongular and I'm eating it like it’s a crime.

A shape that’s like a rectangle but with more attitude.

My phone is oblongular and I’ve been staring at it for hours.

This sandwich is oblongular and it’s the reason I’m sad.

My neighbor’s yard is oblongular and it’s the reason I hate him.

A rectangle that thinks it’s fancy.

This table is oblongular and it’s the reason my dinner is cold.

My face is oblongular and I'm tired of it.

This piece of paper is oblongular and I'm writing on it like it’s a crime.