Oblonging

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The fancy word for sitting there like a brain-dead zombie with nothing going on in your head.

Bro, I was oblonging for like three hours before I remembered my mom’s birthday.

I was oblonging so hard I forgot to eat my lunch and then got yelled at by my teacher.

My dog was oblonging so much I thought he was gonna fall asleep in the middle of the street.

A decent cartoon that was kind of like South Park but not as good. It had a family who got hit by toxic waste and was way funnier than most people give it credit for. It got canceled because no one cared.

I still miss that show. It was better than Family Guy, and no one even knows about it anymore.

That show was a gem. They should bring it back and make it a movie.

I watched that show every day until it got canceled, and I cried.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When you drink so much vodka or spirits you puke so hard it looks like you're trying to kill your own stomach.

I oblonged so hard last night I vomited on my neighbor's front porch.

He oblonged so much he passed out in the middle of the street.

I oblonged at the party and ended up puking in the trash can.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The real name of rectangles. It’s like the fancy version of a rectangle, but no one cares.

Oblong is just a rectangle with a bit more attitude.

Why is the rectangle called oblong? That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.

I would’ve named it ‘stretched rectangle’ instead of oblong.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Strange, weird, or silly in a way that makes you laugh or just confused.

That kid is so oblong, he thinks his pants are a hat.

Her oblongness was so strong, it made the entire class laugh.

He was oblong enough to think the sky was a giant plate.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A person who spends their life watching, liking, and sharing oblong videos. They are the lifeblood of oblonging.

That guy is an oblong follower. He likes every single video.

She’s an oblong enthusiast. She follows 50 oblongers.

He’s an oblong expert. He makes his own oblong videos.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The only oblong in the U. S. It’s so tiny it doesn’t even count as a town. It’s just a village with 1600 people and no life.

Oblong is so small, it doesn’t even have a proper football team.

I live in Oblong, and it’s like the middle of nowhere.

Oblong is so tiny, they have only 5 black students in the whole school.

by Slangipedia 7d ago