Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone drinks so much vodka or other cheap spirits they puke for hours like a broken toilet.

DM: Bro just drank 12 shots and now he’s puking in the lake.

Tweet: My cousin drank so much vodka, he vomited in my mom’s car. It smells like regret.

Text: I saw my uncle Oblonged in the parking lot. He looked like a broken man.

2

A decent cartoon that was kind of like South Park. It had a family messed up by toxic waste. It was funny but got canceled because no one cared.

Text: I watched this show once. It was about a family with toxic waste. I forgot it existed.

Tweet: Why did they cancel this show? It was better than American Dad!

DM: I miss this cartoon. It was weird and funny.

3

The word used for when your brain goes blank and you’re just like, ‘What?’ for a long time.

Text: I was Oblonged during the test. I had no idea what the question was.

Tweet: I was Oblonged for 10 minutes. My brain was dead.

DM: My teacher Oblonged me. I had no idea what she was talking about.

4

The real name of rectangles. No one cares, but it’s true.

Tweet: Oblong is just a fancy word for rectangle. Who cares?

Text: My math teacher said rectangles are called Oblongs. I thought it was dumb.

DM: Oblong is the real name of rectangles. I didn’t know that.

5

Weird in a way that’s kind of cool or hilarious. Like when your cousin does something random and you laugh.

Text: My cousin is Oblonged. He wears socks with shoes and talks to plants.

Tweet: My dog is Oblonged. He dances every time he hears music.

DM: My neighbor is Oblonged. He wears a hat inside and outside.

6

Someone who watches, likes, and shares all the Oblong reels. They are obsessed and probably don’t have a life.

Text: My friend is an Oblonged. He watches all the reels and likes them.

Tweet: Oblonged people are the worst. They don’t have a life.

DM: I’m an Oblonged. I live for the reels.

7

The only real Oblong in the U. S. It’s a tiny town with only 1600 people and a bunch of random stores.

Text: Oblong, Illinois is tiny. It has 1600 people and a Dollar General.

Tweet: I live in Oblong. It’s the only Oblong in the U. S. and it’s tiny.

DM: Oblong is a village with a farm and a parade. It’s weird and small.