Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Stinking garbage that no one wants. The sad leftovers of a failed meal.

I ate the last of the pizza. You got the oblongdoushie.

My mom threw the oblongdoushie out. It was still there at 3 AM.

You left me the oblongdoushie. I cried.

2

The worst part of your day. Like when you eat the last bite and it’s just crumbs.

That oblongdoushie is why I hate breakfast.

My oblongdoushie is my soul.

You call that food? That’s the oblongdoushie.

3

A pile of garbage that smells like your ex’s socks. No one wants it.

I found the oblongdoushie under my bed. It was alive.

My brother left me the oblongdoushie. I’m still mad.

That oblongdoushie is why I won’t eat cereal.

4

The thing you get when you’re too lazy to clean up. It’s like a zombie version of food.

The oblongdoushie came back to haunt me.

I ate the oblongdoushie. I felt it.

That oblongdoushie is why I’m fat.

5

The last piece of food that no one wants. It’s like the ghost of your meal.

I took the oblongdoushie. You cried.

The oblongdoushie is the ghost of my breakfast.

I saw the oblongdoushie. It followed me home.