oblong schlong

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A long and weird cock that looks like it was hit by a hammer. It’s chunky at the front and gets thinner as it goes down, like a lumpy hot dog.
My guy’s oblong schlong looks like it belongs in a museum.
She said it was like a stick that got squished by a truck.
He tried to fit it in a sock and it exploded.
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A guy who got his cock shaped like a brick because he used a toaster as a love machine.
He got an oblong schlong from humping a blender.
His penis is like a brick because he used a microwave for sex.
He said it was a ‘toaster romance’ and now he’s stuck with it.
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