oblong dooper

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 17h ago · 6 definitions

When your poop is so long it looks like it’s trying to escape your butt forever

I took a dump and it just kept going like it had a second job.

My poop was so long I thought I was gonna have to take a shower in the toilet.

This wasn’t a poop, it was a poop marathon.

When your poop is so powerful it’s like it has a rocket engine

My poop came out like a spaceship launching from my butt.

I took a crap and it went so far I heard it in the next room.

That poop was like a rocket. It didn’t stop until it hit the trash can.

When your poop is so long it could qualify for a world record

I just took a dump that could break the world record for the longest poop.

My poop was so long it had its own zip code.

This poop was so long I thought I was gonna have to take a second shower.

When your poop is so strong it could knock out a football player

That poop was like a punch from a heavyweight champ.

My poop knocked out my brother. He was still on the floor 10 minutes later.

I took a crap so strong it could’ve won the Super Bowl.

When your poop is so long it feels like it’s going to take over your life

I took a dump so long I thought I was gonna have to live in the toilet.

My poop was so long it had its own life.

That poop was so long I had to schedule a second day for it.

When your poop is so long it looks like it’s trying to take a road trip

My poop was so long it had a map and everything.

That dump was like a road trip. It had stops, snacks, and a full itinerary.

I took a crap that looked like it was going on a vacation.