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An oblo is a rude, smelly rat who looks like the hunchback of Notre Dame after he ate a whole pizza. They’re always online, but they take forever to reply to your DMs, or they just ignore you completely. They’re still a decent dev, but they’ll spam you with the word ‘penis’ or send a stupid penis gif.
@user: hey oblo, can you help me with this code? @oblo: penis
oblo: penis penis penis
oblo: I'm not responding because I'm busy eating a whole pizza and watching the hunchback of Notre Dame burn.
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A oblo is a little kid who’s fat, annoying, and desperate to be liked. They’re called oblo because they’re shaped like an oblong, which is a dumb reason.
oblo: I’m trying so hard to be cool
oblo: I’m the best at everything
oblo: please like me, I’m just a kid.
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An oblo is your white friend who says ‘hola’ to the Spanish people. Then you yell at her in Spanish, but she just waves and says ‘hola’ again. Eventually she learns Spanish and still says ‘hola’ just because she’s a pain in the ass.
@oblo: hola
@user: ¿por qué dices hola? @oblo: hola
@oblo: hola, I just learned Spanish for no reason.
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Oblos is oblos, which is just a fancy way of saying it’s oblos. Also known as roblox. It’s a stupid name for a stupid game.
oblos is oblos, I swear
roblox is just oblos with more letters
oblos: oblos is oblos, and I’m not sorry.
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An oblo is a big, smelly, meaty thing you use to show off. It’s also what you call your friend when they laugh at your dumb jokes.
oblo: my oblo is huge
oblo: I’m showing off my oblo
oblo: your oblo is tiny, mine is huge.
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