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A clueless idiot who doesn't realize he's being a total jackass. He's like a blind pig in a trash can, he doesn't know he's messing everything up.
He walked into the room and sat on the floor during the meeting. No one said anything.
He kept eating my pizza like it was his own. I had to fight him for it.
He texted me during my speech and laughed when I tripped over my own feet.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A human who thinks the world revolves around him, even when it clearly doesn't. He's like a kid who thinks he's the best at everything, even when he's last.
He started a fight over whose turn it was to pick the movie. No one cared.
He thought he was the center of attention when no one was looking at him.
He took the last cookie without even asking.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who acts like they're in their own universe. They don't notice other people, they don't care, and they never learn.
He walked past me five times and didn't even say hello.
He texted me 'I'm here' while I was literally in front of him.
He took the remote from my hands and started watching his own show.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A brain-dead person who thinks everyone else is stupid. He doesn't know he's the one who's dumb.
He asked me if I knew what a phone was. I didn't even laugh.
He tried to explain the game to me like I was a baby. I was 13.
He said the sky was green and no one corrected him.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A human who doesn't know what's going on around them. They're like a cat who doesn't know it's being ignored.
He sat there for 10 minutes and didn't notice the fire alarm going off.
He kept talking to himself like no one was there.
He took my seat without even looking at me.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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